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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>These are basic rules for being a decent human being that can function properly in society. Follow them closely.</description><title>Rules for Being a Decent Human Being</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @rulesfordecency)</generator><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Do not wear gym clothes unless you are actively working out. At that moment.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ifrhPdll1qj4cvao1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/24078212188</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/24078212188</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 13:00:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Turn the lights off if you're the last person to leave the room.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="278" src="http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee449/Ghostgem102/Tim%20Roth%20gifs/LightsOutTim.gif" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/24012213936</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/24012213936</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 13:01:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Do not only talk about yourself. Listen to others.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="195" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45t34H3tu1qakr94.gif" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23947266418</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23947266418</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 13:01:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Do not tell boring stories.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="264" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47knlohF91qakr94.gif" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23881039935</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23881039935</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 12:58:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Don't ask if I know how many calories are in my sundae.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tiwqz4We1qhac1v.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23814625503</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23814625503</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 13:01:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Don't ask me over and over if I'm doing my job right...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Because then, I&amp;#8217;ll do this:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img height="300" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45e5xjgbz1r70n32.gif" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23748403125</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23748403125</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 13:05:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Always give your seat up to those who need it more.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dm4hu00G1rr0e2io1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23685950422</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23685950422</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 13:04:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Use complete words and sentences when communicating with others.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Cuz wen u typ lyk dis it maks me wanna doo dis:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u35jstN81qf7es8.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23623108613</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23623108613</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:02:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Do not hover over someone while talking on your cell phone.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="282" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47l5gi3LQ1qakr94.gif" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23558892783</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23558892783</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 13:04:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Don't talk about your organic lifestyle and how corn syrup is ruining America.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Or else.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img class="inline_external_image enlarged" height="125" src="http://i47.tinypic.com/23rq1c1.gif" width="198"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23500245068</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23500245068</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 14:43:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Say "Please" and "Thank you"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Because if you don&amp;#8217;t, people assume you mean this:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img height="200" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c177/relcoh/GIF/fuckyou.gif" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23322963053</link><guid>http://rulesfordecency.tumblr.com/post/23322963053</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 18:31:00 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
