Rules for Being a Decent Human Being

These are basic rules for being a decent human being that can function properly in society. Follow them closely.

Do not wear gym clothes unless you are actively working out. At that moment.

Posted 11 months ago
Turn the lights off if you’re the last person to leave the room.

Posted 11 months ago
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Do not only talk about yourself. Listen to others.

Posted 11 months ago
Do not tell boring stories.

Posted 11 months ago
Don’t ask if I know how many calories are in my sundae.

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Don’t ask me over and over if I’m doing my job right…

Posted 11 months ago

Because then, I’ll do this:
Always give your seat up to those who need it more.

Posted 12 months ago
Use complete words and sentences when communicating with others.

Posted 12 months ago

Cuz wen u typ lyk dis it maks me wanna doo dis:
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Do not hover over someone while talking on your cell phone.

Posted 12 months ago
Don’t talk about your organic lifestyle and how corn syrup is ruining America.

Posted 12 months ago

Or else.
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Say “Please” and “Thank you”

Posted 1 year ago

Because if you don’t, people assume you mean this: